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Delivering deadpan farmyard wit, festive holiday attitude, and relatable boundary humor! This Angry Rooster Ugly Christmas T-Shirt features a grumpy rooster donning a Santa hat set inside a pixelated knit-style border: "I MAY LOOK CALM... BUT IN MY HEAD I'VE PECKED YOU 3 TIMES...".

Crafted from premium ring-spun cotton (with durable cotton-poly blends for heather varieties), this ultra-soft, breathable graphic crewneck tee provides superior comfort for surviving chaotic holiday office parties, family dinners, coop chores, or casual weekend lounging. It's a hilarious, witty statement top for backyard chicken keepers, farmers, poultry lovers, sarcastic coworkers, and anyone with a dry sense of humor.

PERFECT GIFT FOR:
- Chicken owners, backyard poultry keepers, and homesteaders.
- Sarcastic coworkers, tired employees, and deadpan friends.
- White Elephant gift exchanges, office Secret Santa, and ugly sweater contests.
- A laugh-out-loud gag gift bound to bring instant smirks across the room.

✨ PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Printed on premium Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)
• 100% preshrunk cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for a classic, comfortable feel
• Classic fit - runs true to size
• High-quality, durable DTG (Direct-to-Garment) print with a vintage distressed texture

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron directly over the print.