Vintage T-Shirt

Places I Wont Be Going Shirt Funny Coworker Tee Work Sarcasm T-Shirt Anti Hustle Graphic Top Office Gag Gift Unisex Graphic Cotton Crewneck




$17.21+ $22.95+

Shipping to United States: $5.95
  • Details
    Setting realistic boundaries with unapologetic office humor, deadpan wit, and zero overtime enthusiasm! This Places I Won't Be Going Sarcastic T-Shirt features distressed retro road signs highlighting three destinations to avoid: The Extra Mile, Above & Beyond, and Outta My Way.

    Crafted from premium ring-spun cotton (with durable cotton-poly blends for heather varieties), this lightweight, breathable short-sleeve graphic tee provides superior comfort for surviving Monday meetings, answering endless emails, remote work desk shifts, or enjoying casual weekend downtime. It's a hilarious, relatable statement top for office employees, corporate burnout survivors, project managers, and sarcastic coworkers.

    PERFECT GIFT FOR:
    - Coworkers, cubicle buddies, team leads, and remote workers.
    - Sarcastic friends, exhausted professionals, and corporate survivors.
    - Office Secret Santa, White Elephant parties, birthdays, and work anniversaries.
    - A witty gag gift guaranteed to draw laughs across the breakroom.

    ✨ PRODUCT DETAILS:
    • Printed on premium Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)
    • 100% preshrunk cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
    • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for a classic, comfortable feel
    • Classic fit - runs true to size
    • High-quality, durable DTG (Direct-to-Garment) print with a vintage distressed texture

    CARE INSTRUCTIONS
    • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron directly over the print.
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