Vintage T-Shirt

Service Human Shirt Funny Dog Owner Tee Do Not Pet T-Shirt Sarcastic Pet Lover Top Dog Mom Dad Gift Paw Print Badge Unisex Graphic Crewneck




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Shipping to United States: $5.95
  • Details
    Accepting the full-time, unconditional duty of serving your four-legged boss with total humor! This Service Human Do Not Pet T-Shirt features a distressed weathered service badge with a canine paw print framed by bold collegiate typography: "SERVICE HUMAN - DO NOT PET".

    Crafted from 100% premium ring-spun cotton, this soft and breathable short-sleeve tee delivers superior all-day comfort for dog park visits, daily puppy walks, vet trips, pet adoption fairs, or relaxing on the couch. It's a hilarious, relatable statement shirt for proud dog moms, dog dads, pet sitters, rescue volunteers, and introverts.

    PERFECT GIFT FOR:
    - Dog lovers, rescue pet adopters, dog moms, and dog dads.
    - Professional dog walkers, groomers, and pet sitters.
    - Puppy adoption days, dog training sessions, birthdays, and Mother's/Father's Day.
    - A humorous gag gift bound to make fellow pet parents laugh out loud.


    ✨ PRODUCT DETAILS:
    • Printed on premium Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)
    • 100% preshrunk cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
    • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for a classic, comfortable feel
    • Classic fit - runs true to size
    • High-quality, durable DTG (Direct-to-Garment) print with a vintage distressed texture

    CARE INSTRUCTIONS
    • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron directly over the print.
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