Vintage T-Shirt

Professor Of Logic Shirt University Of Science Tee Doghouse Joke T-Shirt Stand Up Comedy Fan Gift Pitbull Dog Graphic Top Crewneck Tee




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  • Details
    An iconic tribute for lovers of classic deadpan stand-up routines, absurd humor, and flawless reasoning! This University Of Science Professor Of Logic T-Shirt features a distressed varsity layout showcasing an alert pitbull standing proudly in front of its doghouse: "UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCE - PROFESSOR OF LOGIC".

    Crafted from 100% premium ring-spun cotton, this breathable, ultra-soft short-sleeve graphic tee provides exceptional comfort for stand-up comedy nights, philosophy lectures, campus hangouts, or casual weekend lounging. It's a legendary inside-joke statement shirt for comedy connoisseurs, dog owners, logic professors, and college students.

    PERFECT GIFT FOR:
    - Stand-up comedy fans, podcast listeners, and humor enthusiasts.
    - Philosophy majors, logic teachers, and college students.
    - Pitbull owners, dog lovers, and campus friends.
    - A hilarious birthday surprise, graduation gift, or comedy club tee.

    ✨ PRODUCT DETAILS:
    • Printed on premium Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)
    • 100% preshrunk cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
    • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for a classic, comfortable feel
    • Classic fit - runs true to size
    • High-quality, durable DTG (Direct-to-Garment) print with a vintage distressed texture

    CARE INSTRUCTIONS
    • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron directly over the print.
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