Vintage T-Shirt

Funny Chicken Math T-Shirt: Backyard Coop Keeper Gift (Distressed Print)




$17.21+ $22.95+

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  • Details
    The undeniable flock formula understood by every backyard poultry keeper! This Chicken Math T-Shirt features three charming etched hens grazing outside a country coop inside a vintage distressed seal, delivering the ultimate homestead equation: "I HAVE A COUPLE CHICKENS - CHICKEN MATH: 9 - 2 + 6 = 41 - YEP, IT'S A REAL THING".

    Crafted from premium, ultra-soft breathable fabric, this graphic tee provides exceptional all-day comfort whether collecting fresh morning eggs, cleaning out the nesting boxes, gardening, or heading to the farm supply store. It's the ultimate humorous statement top for crazy chicken ladies, homesteaders, hobby farmers, and backyard coop keepers.

    PERFECT GIFT FOR:

    Backyard chicken keepers, urban homesteaders, and poultry farmers.

    Chicken moms, garden enthusiasts, and country lifestyle lovers.

    Morning coop chores, local farmers markets, 4-H club meets, and casual weekends.

    A hilarious birthday surprise, Mother's Day laugh, or housewarming farm gift.

    ✨ PRODUCT DETAILS:
    • Printed on premium Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)
    • 100% preshrunk cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
    • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for a classic, comfortable feel
    • Classic fit - runs true to size
    • High-quality, durable DTG (Direct-to-Garment) print with a vintage distressed texture

    CARE INSTRUCTIONS
    • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron directly over the print.
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