Vintage T-Shirt

Funny Chicken Math T-Shirt: Homesteader Flock Humor (White Hen Lover Gift)




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  • Details
    The undeniable law of chicken math at work in every backyard coop! This Chicken Math T-Shirt features charming illustrated brown hens paired with bold rustic lettering: "I ONLY WANTED 10 CHICKENS, BUT IF GOD WANTS ME TO HAVE 20, THEN 40 IT IS !!!".

    Crafted from premium, ultra-soft breathable cotton fabric, this classic white graphic tee delivers lightweight comfort and authentic homestead charm. It's the ultimate humorous top for crazy chicken ladies, backyard poultry keepers, homesteaders, farm moms, and egg collectors.

    PERFECT GIFT FOR:

    Crazy chicken ladies, homesteaders, and backyard flock owners.

    Farm moms, poultry farmers, and country living enthusiasts.

    Morning coop chores, county fairs, farmers markets, and casual weekends.

    A delightful Mother's Day present, birthday laugh, or coop-warming gift.

    PRODUCT DETAILS
    • Printed on premium Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)
    • 100% preshrunk cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
    • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for a classic, comfortable feel
    • Classic fit - runs true to size
    • High-quality, durable DTG (Direct-to-Garment) print with a vintage distressed texture

    CARE INSTRUCTIONS
    • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron directly over the print.
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