Bartender Not A Dog T-Shirt, Cocktail Shaker Graphic Tee, Mixologist Top, Sarcastic Bar Staff Shirt

Set the ground rules behind the bar with hilarious honesty! This Im A Bartender Not A Dog T-Shirt features a detailed cocktail shaker graphic accompanied by bold distressed typography reading: "I'M A BARTENDER NOT A DOG - Snapping & Whistling Will Only Return In Longer Wait Times And Weaker Drinks".

Crafted from premium, ultra-soft cotton blend fabric, this dark graphic tee offers exceptional breathability and all-day cozy comfort during long nightlife shifts. It's the ultimate witty statement top for bartenders, mixologists, pub staff, servers, and pub owners.

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:

🍸 Bartenders, mixologists, pub staff, baristas, and nightclub servers.

🍸 Friends, partners, or coworkers who work in hospitality and nightlife.

🍸 Bar openings, work anniversaries, Secret Santa exchanges, or birthdays.

🍸 A hilarious, relatable statement shirt to wear behind the bar.

PRODUCT DETAILS
• Printed on premium Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)
• 100% preshrunk cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
• Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for a classic, comfortable feel
• Classic fit - runs true to size
• High-quality, durable DTG (Direct-to-Garment) print with a vintage distressed texture

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron directly over the print.