Vintage T-Shirt

Funny Unicorn T-Shirt: I Don't Fart Whisper Rainbow Tee




$16.55+ $22.07+

Shipping to United States: $5.95
  • Details
    Blame it on the magic! This Funny Unicorn Fart T-Shirt features a brilliantly hilarious, distressed retro design with the ultimate cheeky bathroom humor quote: "I Don't Fart, I just whisper in my pants... Sometimes IT'S A SCREAM". Showcasing a chubby, happy cartoon unicorn flying through the air while letting out a vibrant rainbow trail of colorful clouds and stars, this tee perfectly contrasts a cute fantasy aesthetic with pure comedic gold.

    Crafted from premium, ultra-soft cotton blend fabric, this black vintage-style shirt delivers an instant broken-in comfort feel. It's an unforgettable, heavy-hitting conversation starter for parties, casual family gatherings, or just lounging around making everyone laugh.

    🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:

    🦄 Anyone with a playful, unfiltered, and self-deprecating sense of humor who loves a good crude joke.

    🦄 Friends, siblings, dads, or coworkers who are notoriously known for their loud exits.

    🦄 Lovers of unicorns, rainbows, and cute pastel aesthetics mixed with a dose of adult comedy.

    🦄 A legendary white elephant gift, secret santa surprise, gag birthday present, or a bold casual everyday graphic tee.

    PRODUCT DETAILS
    • Printed on premium Gildan Heavy Cotton T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)
    • 100% preshrunk cotton (Fiber content may vary for different colors)
    • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) for a classic, comfortable feel
    • Classic fit - runs true to size
    • High-quality, durable DTG (Direct-to-Garment) print with a vintage distressed texture

    CARE INSTRUCTIONS
    • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron directly over the print.
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    Exchanges accepted within 14 days

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